Bartholomew Bear 'Bathrobe'

The joke lands before you have finished looking at it. It is a bear. It is wearing a dressing gown. The dressing gown has rabbit ears.

The robe is properly made rather than printed on: a soft cream fleece with a real tie belt that knots and unknots, a shawl collar, and a hood that stands up on its own. Underneath, Bartholomew is the standard Bartholomew - dense curly pile in a golden brown, stitched muzzle, small dark eyes.

22cm seated, which is bedside-table size rather than shelf-ornament size.

Designed in London. The robe is stitched on, so it never gets lost.